Here is a secret that I have never ever told others before. I seldom fart but whenever I fart, it will be a disaster.
The odour of my fart may cause others to become “unconscious”. I don’t know how I should describe it. I think it can be compared with the scent in the landfill or even worse. In fact, if the smell of my fart is really that terrible, how can I still keep this as a secret?
Whenever I fart, I will act as if I am innocent. Moreover, I will try to shunt the blame onto the people who always fart, hoping that this can divert the focus from me to others. Therefore, nobody can imagine that I am actually the one who farts. Frankly speaking, I feel disgusted about myself. I am so cowardly that I can’t admit I am the one who farts. I don’t fancy the feeling of being discriminated against by others.
I expect this secret is only between you and me. I feel relaxed after telling others my secret.