One night,I awoke by the sound of distant thunder.As I opened my eyes, I saw two strong men kissing!
‘Oh my God! It’s disgusting!’I whispered. “They must be gay.‘The taller one was very thin with long and straight hair.He wore a T-shirt with spots and jeans. The shorter one was fat with long and curly hair.He wore a low-class dress.
I was supposed to go to the volleyball team farewell party that night. Why was I there?Who were the two strong men?I had a lot of questions.But because I was very afraid of the two strong men, I couldn’t speak a word.When I kept silent,I heard them talking.
‘Honey,she is still sleeping.Should we wake her up?’
‘Of course not!We should call her father first and ask him for the ransom!’
All of a sudden, I knew that I was kidnapped.I had to keep silent and thought of an idea to escape.But I was too scared to yell!I couldn’t think of any good idea.
Suddenly, I heard the sound of distant thunder again and saw different colours of light. Soon I realized that it was the sound of fireworks.Yes!It was HKSAR EstablishmentDay.There was a firework display at the Victoria Harbour. “I had a brilliant idea!”
I ‘woke’ up and said, ‘Who am I?Where is it?’
The two strong men whispered, ‘It seems that she forgot everything, ”It seems that we hit her head too hard.Should we say sorry to her?’
‘Stupid!We are kidnappers!We can do everything we like.’
When I heard their dialogue, I grinned secretly.Luckily,they couldn’t seethat. The shorter one wanted to say sorry to me!How stupid he was!
Although they were whispering, I could still hear them.Maybe they were very strong so their voice was louder than the others.I took a photo of my classmate, Carrie, out of my wallet.
‘Hey!Is this photo yours?‘I asked the shorter one and also the stupid one.
‘What?Why do you have a photo of another girl?I love you very much but you love girls!’ The taller one screamed madly.
‘How come!The photo is yours and you say that it’s mine?I love you so much but you shouted at me because of that girl?’ replied the shorter one.
‘Shut your mouth up!I need to sleep,’ an old woman shouted from above.She was very annoyed.
But they didn’t care about her.They were very angry at each other because they thought that their partner was the owner of the photo of Carrie.Soon, they started to fight!My conspiracy succeeded.When they fought, the shorter one dropped his mobile phone.I pcked it up immediately and called 999.
‘Hey!Can you answer me where I am?’
‘You love girls very much so you answer her!’ the taller one said.
‘I don’t like girls!I am really mad at you!And you, little girl, you are in your home,’ answered the shorter one who was the foolish one.
‘Oh my goodness!How can you tell her?’ shouted the taller one.
‘So what?I like it. Don’t you let me tell her?I will answer her questions,all her questions, ok?!‘ The shorter one called out loudly.
‘Oh my God!So stupid!We kidnapped her!Kidnappers shouldn’t tell the hostage where she is.Are you ok?’ cried the taller one.
‘Do you shout at me?Oh my God!I, Chan Tai Man, will not be your girlfriend anymore!’ the shorter one screamed.
‘Stop!Where is my home?Who am I?And why would there be firework displaying?’ I asked.
‘You are very annoying.Listen!Don’t ask anymore!You are the daughter of Lee Ka Shing, the richest person in Hong Kong.This is one of your houses at the Peak,’ Chan Tai Man said.
They didn’t know that their conversations were all heard by the police.
Half an hour later, they were still fighting so they couldn’t hear some people walking by.‘Bang!’ Some people shot the door with a gun.Wow!I haven’t seen a gun before.It was awesome!
‘Freeze!’ shouted the police.
‘Damn!How can you find here?That’s a brilliant place for hiding here,’ cried Chan Tai Man.
‘So you should ”thank” this clever girl,’ replied the police.He laughed at me.
I said to Chan Tai Man, ‘Anyway, thank you for your cooperation.’
Eventually, I went home and laughed for two hours!They are the silly kidnappers that I’ve ever seen!